Book 1 of 7: The Excalibur Knights Saga
The Eighth Excalibur | Audiobook
15hr 8min
"Sci-fi meets Camelot. Plus a cool Corgi. What more do you want? Stop reading this and go start the series!"
About The Eighth Excalibur
This isn't your grandma's King Arthur story.
Nate Arturi isn't a knight in shining armor. He sure as hell isn't a king. The last time someone called him heroic, it was because he fetched his neighbor's corgi off the roof. But when an ancient alien beacon awakens on Earth, sounding the call to enemies near and far, the Merlin is left with little choice.
Ambushed by a hulking alien brute and tricked into accepting a foul-mouthed sword from a homeless wizard, Nate suddenly finds his senior year at Penn State more than a little out of hand. But when an armada of butt-ugly troglodans and exotic gorgon killers starts raining from the sky, one thing becomes inescapably clear:
Unless he mans up and gets that damned beacon off of his planet, everything he knows is about to be burned to a crisp.
And that's only the beginning of the galaxy's problems…
"Outlandishly good fun!"
Interested? Have a listen!
Audiobook Details
Book One of the Excalibur Knights Saga
15hrs 8mins
MP3
Apple and Android Devices, Computers, Tablets, Browsers (e.g. Google Chrome), and more!
“Arthurian Space Opera, for the win!"
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Meet The Author
Hi there! Thanks for swinging by my book store.
I'm Luke, and in addition to being a full-time sci-fi pen monkey and dad of two, I often temp as a melted puddle of goo on the living room floor.
When I'm not busy being crushed by the myriad pressures of life, I delight in all manner of reading, gaming, powerlifting, and even occasionally spending time with my family. (I know, right?)
Anyway, I live in Rhode Island with my wife, Marina, and those two aforementioned feral wildmen we call children. But that's probably enough about us. If you're looking to be entertained, you should probably just go grab one of my books and tuck in. You won't regret it. (Probably.)
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